Wednesday, February 10, 2010

BJR - Modeling Shoot

An interesting booty call… sort of. I got a call at around 4 pm, and one of my steadies asked me to come over so she could “paint me”. She’s an artist, and apparently she’s making a big portfolio of her drawings and paintings, but she’s short on male models. I agree, under the condition that we have sex after (I tell her this). She agrees to the compromise.

When I arrive, she immediately commands me to sit on the couch. I do so. She gets out the drawing kit and starts painting me. I try to make conversation, but she says she can’t concentrate when she talks. This girl’s all business tonight.

I pose for about ten minutes, and then grow bored. Really bored. I wonder why in the world I agreed to do this.

Me: “Are we almost done?”
Her: “I’m not even done with your face!”

Wonderful. I’m gonna be stuck in this motionless position for at least another hour before I can get any sex. Terrific.

In hopes of facilitating things, I take off my shirt.

Her: [in a flirty voice] “Magic Man, what are you doing?”
Me: “Taking my shirt off, so that you’ll become aroused by my body, so that you’ll be interested in fucking me than drawing me.”
Her: “We’ll see about that, Mister.”

She resumes painting me, shirtless no less. So much for that plan.

Five more minutes go by. I’m still bored, and no closer to sex. So I take off my pants.

Her: “Magic Man, what are you doing???”
Me: “Trying to speed up the process to sex.”
Her: “A little impatient, are we? You’re gonna have to wait till we’re done with this.”

She continues drawing, apparently fine with the fact that I have completely changed my look since we began the exercise. Ugh, she’s a tough one to crack.

Another ten minutes go by. I’m really bored, and really horny. My hard-on becomes clearly visible through my boxers.

HB: “Magic Man, what is that?”
Me: “My erect penis, for your taking.”
HB: “For my taking, huh?
Me: “Yes.”

I decide I’ve had enough of this stupid painting exercise. I get up, pull her onto the couch with me, and we start making out. She doesn’t resist. Hopefully this means the painting’s over, or at least delays.

As I remove her clothes, she totally changes the mood and starts asking me some freaky questions:

HB: “Magic Man, have you drank your own cum?”
HB: “Magic Man, has a girl ever used a vibrator on you?”
HB: “Magic Man, have you ever done a threesome with another guy and girl?”

They kind of come out of left field, though some of them she’s asked me before. My answer for all the questions is “no”. She tells me that she used her vibrator on the her boyfriend all the time, and that it’s totally normal and he was really into it. She also tells me that she’s had one guy-guy-girl threesome, and it was “very hot”. I think she’s trying to send a message here. But I reiterate my “no”, we get back to making out. Then, as I’m reaching for the condom…

Her: “We can’t today.”

She’s on her period. No problem, I just remove my boxers, and she gets to work with her mouth. It’s a good blowjob, but the whole time I’m really nervous that she’s going to carry out some kind of assault on my anus. It’s the most nerve-wracking BJ I’ve ever gotten.

As she’s going down on me, she asks “what do you want me to do?” I’ve had girls ask me this before, and I’ve always wondered what exactly they were referring to. Like I’m happy enough that you’re giving me head, I really don’t care what else you do. What else can you do??? Play with my balls? Use more hand? I have no idea. But now I’m beginning to think that the question refers to a finger in the ass, or something along those lines. Anyone else have any thoughts?

As I’m close to climaxing, she demands that I cum in her mouth. I do so, but then she spits it out in the sink. Doesn’t really make sense, but I’m not complaining. I hang out for a little while longer, and then make my exit. As I’m leaving she invites me to her upcoming birthday, which her long-distance boyfriend is flying in for, but I guess she doesn’t see me my presence there as being worrisome.

And best part of all…. we didn’t finish the stupid drawing!!!!!